Usually people with the strongest beliefs are the ones with the weakest understandings.
“There is an expiry date on blaming your parents for steering you in the wrong direction; the moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.”
– J K Rowling
Thoughtsuppository: This is what my wife thinks is the name of my blog.
I kinda like it.
It’s blunt and honest.
She is basically telling me, “take your thoughts and shove it up your ass!”
Product ideas that I will invent someday:
Willpowder: A powder you sprinkle on yourself to increase willpower.
Of course it is a placebo, and of course I’ll charge your dearly for it, but hey it comes in ‘musk man’ and’femme fatale’ fragrances, and oh… it has probiotics , so that good and beneficial microbes fight for you. That’s cool and awesome because you have literally millions of good microbes on your side, fighting for you, in a giant battleground that is your body, against bad willpower sapping, athlete’s foot causing microbes.Booyah!
Grace powder:A powder sprinkled in lieu of saying grace at a meal on special occasions.
If course its a placebo, but sprinkling porkchop flavored powder instead of a long winded speech to thank a God you have never seen in action or met in person might be a better alternative and an easier ritual.
(And the punchline you’ve all been waiting for)
Caution: Mixing Will and Grace powder has been known to increase homosexual tendencies, so these must not be used unless you enjoy the effects and aftereffects, but it makes an awesome prank to play on your bigoted,racist,homophobic friends relatives and acquaintances.(And jesus said ‘who hasn’t gotten at least one of these in their own life, may cast the first stone’)