Story of a guy who finds God, in a pen drive (a super intelligent self generating software)
Asks it to make him the most handsome person in the world.
God says that he does not know the best solution to this, so he generates a number of possibilities out of which the guy gets to chose the one he likes the best.
In the first iteration, he becomes a mirror, a blank space which let’s each person see the most handsome person he thinks. The problem with psychos is that they think they are the most handsome. People sue him for impersonation. No group of people have a consensus about him.
Then he becomes the global average. But an alien craft kidnaps him and displays him as the ugliest specimen in the galaxy.