This is a new and revolutionary diet that I’ve been trying.
The diet is a simple two step programme that allows you to eat anything without restrictions in timing, portion control, ingredient control etc etc, and yet achieve all your bodyweight related goals.
Sounds like a dream isn’t it.
But it’s true. It works, and hence the name.
No more worrying about what and what not to eat. Nothing is off limits.
No more worrying about portion control either. You want to eat that whole bag of chips, and top it off with a tub of delicious delicious creamy chocolatey ice cream? Go ahead!
You’ll still weigh the same!
No no, This system does not advocate synthetic supplements or dangerous fat burners, or anabolic steroids for that matter.
We don’t advocate bulimia either.
OK. Let me reveal to you our all natural, no nonsense, zero bull shut diet.
Now remember. The first step is always the hardest.
Step 1. Get plugged into the Matrix.
Step 2. Eat as much as you want in the Matrix. No restrictions whatsoever.
OK OK. Maybe that was too difficult or expensive for some of you.
We have cheaper options, but results may vary.
Step 1. Buy an Oculus Rift.
Step 2 Eat as much as you want while wearing the rift and using our exclusive app ‘Virtuafood™’. No restrictions whatsoever.
OK OK, Maybe you cannot afford the rift, and maybe our app is not fully developed or available yet, but we have saved the most powerful method for the last. It is one method anyone can do without any equipment.
Step 1: Learn lucid dreaming.
Step 2: Eat as much as you want while lucid dreaming. No restrictions whatsoever.
Call 1800-dreamdiet for further details.