So you decide whether you wanna be a roach or a shiny diamond being.
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Fan fiction Story Idea Prompt:
It is after the Apocalypse.
The last cockroach on the earth meets the other last being on earth-The shiny one.
The cockroach, now capable of human like speech asks the shiny one if he is Jesus, for the cockroach would like to accept him as his saviour and enter his eternal kingdom.
The shiny one looks at the cockroach with piercing but disinterested eyes, and with one swift motion, the shiny one’s foot squishes the cockroach.
And the Shiny one says, “No, I’m Edward Cullen, and you can go to hell!”
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