All women lie !
Well , no exclamation marks needed there !
Everyone knows that they lie.
Take for instance , deodorants or colognes. Women want the right amount of deo to be sprayedb , you know , not too much that they can smell you off in a mile , or not too little that they can’t smell you at all.
Read the following ‘ How to’s ‘ for the clueless male of the modern millenium…
” Scent or suffocate? That is the question with cologne. The correct answer is scent. You want to have a pleasant scent, perhaps one to be remembered by, not the one that killed someone.
When applying cologne, the key is to be discreet. If you are using spray cologne, use no more than two sprays. If you are using a pour bottle be a “dabber” not a “splasher”: apply it with one finger in various locations such as your neck, elbows, ankles, wrists, behind your knees and ears. These are the points where heat is generated. Applying cologne at these points will make it last longer because these pulse points create a “pump” effect. Spraying your clothes will probably stain them and your scent will be fleeting. Also, do not mix scents, as so many products contain scents – shave creams and gels, aftershave, toners, deodorants/antiperspirants, etc. ”
You think that’s complicated ! Then ask them how their day went …You’ll be in for a ride !
Well , it turns out that women’s sniffers are quite sensitive !
It’s a female thing , we guys may never understand it 😦
Wait a minute !
Wait a frickin minute !
Well , well , look what I’ve got here …
It turns out , they were lying all along !
Turns out , Sweat Is Sexy
This scientific discovery is probably going to sound the death knell for male deodorant manufacturers. Turns out those guys were actually shortchanging themselves by trying to mask their body odour. It’s now official. Male armpit smell is sexy.
Research has shown that women can be turned on by just a few sniffs of a man’s sweaty armpits. The scientists showed that male sweat contains a compound capable of lightening a woman’s mood and heightening her sexual arousal. Androstadienone, a musky-smelling chemical, also speeds up blood pressure, heart rate and breathing and raises levels of the stress hormone cortisol. The researchers said their work provided the first direct evidence that humans – like rats, moths and butterflies – give off pheromones; scents that affect the body of the opposite sex. ( I can almost hear some gals smirking that they always knew men were rats).
Turns out, a whiff of sweat has the ability to turn a frog into a prince. In a study carried out at the University of Northumbria, a group of female students were asked to judge the attractiveness of men shown in photos. A second group of women were set the same task, but this time, unknown to them, a cloth soaked in male sweat was hidden nearby.
The women under the influence of the pheromones – released by glands including those under our arms – rated all the men as being more attractive. Those judged as being the least attractive by the first group of women showed the biggest jump in sex appeal, with the women rating them as being almost as appealing as the best-looking men.
Like all good things, however, there is a catch. It doesn’t work with women who are taking the contraceptive pill. It is thought the hormones in the Pill stop women from responding as strongly to natural signals of attraction.
In other words, guys can be safe – and probably sorry; or go for broke and damn the torpedoes – and I mean torpedoes. Why is life always so complicated?
So Guys , chuck out your Axe Deos and stop taking that shower ,You need to be sexy !
Femme Fatales … any comments ?