Tabasco goes with everything.
I love to add tabasco to everything.
In the morning I add a dash of Tabasco to the glass of juice at breakfast.
All my apple slices get a dash of tabasco too!
I never knew Tabasco goes with everything.
I bet you didn’t either!
That’s right folks …Tabasco Goes With Everything!
Mc Ilhenny Co. won’t give me a lifetime supply of Tabasco Sauce?
Just because I’m not a celebrity?
But what about the free tagline I’ve created for them?
No…I didn’t steal it from any brand.
Wait! You guys haven’t even heard the jingle…wait…picture
this,three frogs sitting on a rock in a lake.
They go ‘Ta-bas-co,Ta-bas-co’ get it?
You know they don’t go ribbit,ribbit like all other frogs…
Hey! Who are those big guys with night sticks,and why are they wearing
uniforms…hey are they security???
Hey!Why are they lifting me up? Gosh Guys It wasn’t that good…I just
want my lifetime supply of Tabasco Sauce…
Hey! Hey! You guys are going the wrong way…that’s the exit…
Hey! Hey! Whoaaa!
Tabasco! Tabasco Goes with everything!
(I dream of Jeannie.Not really.These days I have dreams about ads.This
was an ad for tabasco.Well sort of a viral video for Youtube.I also
dreamed up a generic ad for either a cell phone or a cell phone
service provider, but the hitch is that it will work only in
hindi.Damn these dreams.I just want salma hayek topless in my dreams
once, not some stupid ads that I can make money on!)